Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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