4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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