I feel like abortions should bother me more
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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