you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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