OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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