so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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