But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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she pinky promised me she was 18
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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