so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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