Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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