Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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