he puts the penis in happiness.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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