all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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