So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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