Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
foreskin is a definite game changer
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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