Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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