Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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