So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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