maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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