Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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