Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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