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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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