she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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