sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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