i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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