I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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