even my farts smell like vagina
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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