let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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