Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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