when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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