for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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