Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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