Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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