you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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