Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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