We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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