Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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