Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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