im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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