spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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