I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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