Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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