If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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