I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So vagazzling was a success
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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