it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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