Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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