Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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