Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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