Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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