I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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