im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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